Few things in this world make me feel as calm as when I’m with you.
Disillusioned phone call
Man: Hello. What are you doing?
Woman: Cleaning? What's up?
Man: I can't come over tonight.
Woman: What! But I cleaned up and everything!
Man: I know...I'm really sorry.
Woman: but I clean my bedroom for you..
Man: I'm REALLY sorry. Try to keep it clean until I CAN come over.
Woman: Right.( Like that will happen).